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Kamala Harris Hammers Trump With a Brutally Honest Question

Kamala Harris released her medical records. Trump thinks he is above all of the norms we have in this country for presidential candidates. Can we kick him out of the race if he refuses? It's unfair for the media and people in power to hold Harris and anyone else running in elections to one set of standards, but let Donald Trump do whatever the hell he wants with no consequences or accountability.

Letters 🚫 Medical Records

Donald Trump thinks bullying a real doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, into writing a letter, and then asking (or paying) a “fake” one—Ronny “Johnson” Jackson, the White House dealer, to write one—is the same as releasing his medical records.

Dear Whoever,

Donald J. Trump is the most in-shape person to run for president in the history of our country. He has more muscles than Arnold Schwarzenegger and he can bench 400lbs.

He has absolutely zero medical problems. Out of an abundance of caution, Mr. Trump was tested for allergic rhinitis and he was negative—unlike Kuh-MAH-la Harris, who suffers from this terminal illness. She won’t even survive the first year in office. You will have President Walz, the Socialist Commu ist Marxist if you elect the candidate with such a messy condition.

Thank you,

Ron-Ron Jacks

P.S. I also gave the President patient a cognitive-IQ test and he aced it. Woman man camera TV golf, he said. Genius.

😂

Before I hand this off to Richard Ojeda of Rebel HQ to intro his video, I have a serious question.

Prior to this medical record conversation, I was unaware of the events surrounding the first Trump medical records letter released as a candidate.

Can someone smarter than me please explain how Donald Trump’s “bodyguard” and lawyer could just barge into a doctor’s office and take his records?

We Arent Above the Law AKA We couldn’t shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it

I can promise you with absolute certainty that if you or I went into a medical office and just took our records we would be in a metal chair answering questions from an unshaven man in a brown trench coat and hat within the hour. We may not necessarily go to jail, but we wouldn’t get away with being “so rude.”

Trump medical records Brown trench coat wearing detective
You can’t just take stuff, ya see?

I haven’t looked into this yet (so don’t sue me for misinformation if it’s not true), but I heard the doctor died shortly after all of that. Like Epstein? 😳

Poor Dr. Bornstein

Dr. Bornstein said the letter released to the public in lieu of medical records was written by Donald Trump himself and he was told to sign it. (Like Bill Barr’s resignation letter. Remember that? Everybody was like, ‘who kisses the boss’s ass that hard when they’re leaving pissed off?’

Not trying to brag, but the second I saw the letter, I knew Trump had written it and Barr was forced to sign it. The man has such a strong need to feel adored that he doesn’t even care if he wrote the adoring words himself. Precisely why it’s so dangerous for him to be around dictators as president. They know exactly how to manipulate him.

I had no idea that it was Trump, not the doctor, who wrote the first letter! I know tons of doctors that say things like, “the healthiest person to run for president in American history.” 🙄

I can’t.

All of that stuff up there ☝️ is obvious mob boss activity. What the hell is so wrong with our country that a man who had his ‘bodyguard” shake down a doctor he went to for 35 years could be president again! People should be wondering what the hell is so wrong with him that he won’t release his medical records!

Harris released her medical records. Now Trump. Dr. Harold Bornstein and long-time patient, Donald Trump
Dr. Bornstein said he was told Trump wanted him to take this down after the he told a reporter about the hair growth medication he prescribed for Trump. Photo given to NBC News courtesy of Harold Bornstein

Help Us, MAGA

MAGA, please announce that you will not vote for him until you see his medical records! Aren’t you curious to know what he’s so scared to have you find out? You must do this. It’s our only hope!

I’m glad I looked into that story because until now I didn’t know that Trump has Rosacea and that he is/was taking medication for an enlarged prostate for its’ off-label use—hair growth. This is information I could have used over the years!

Harris Released Her Medical Records

And now, (freaking finally, you whisper to yourself) here is Richard Ojeda, from Rebel HQ to introduce the video you are about to watch.

Vice President Kamala Harris criticized Donald Trump for not providing a more comprehensive medical report shortly after she released hers.

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