Boobs are popular. Everyone can appreciate their beauty. Perhaps the popularity is why there are so many different words for boobs in this great country.
The following is a list of 99 things you can call boobs with some fun facts about boobs sprinkled in between. Amaze your friends with your knowledge of boobie trivia and wow them with your sudden expansive vocabulary when you all sit around to talk boobs.
- Breasts.
- Jugs.
- Cans.
- Knockers.
- Bongos.
Boob Fact #1: The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD
- Bubbies.
- Bumpers.
- Blorps.
- Boobies.
- Tits.
- BEWBZ.
- Tatas.
- ”The Twins”.
- Chesticles.
- Chi-chis.
- Chebs.
- Charlies.
- Cha cha bingos.
- Chubby Chest Cheeks.
- Gazongaz.
Boob Fact #2: There’s a 5% chance everyone has at least one extra nipple.
- Kahunas.
- Flabbergasters.
- Titties.
- Double Lattes.
- Golden Globes.
- Jubblies.
- Nunga nungas.
- Pinch pots.
- Headlamps.
- Hindenburgs.
- Honkerburgers.
- Tiiiittaaaaaaayyyyyysss-ah!.
- Lady bubbles.
- Lilyhammers.
- Lunchables.
- Life ruiners.
- Mankillers.
Boob fact #3: The areola secretes a scent that smells just like the amniotic fluid.
- Smothers Brothers.
- Sweater stretchers.
- Shirt saboteurs.
- Snuggle pups.
- Maracas.
- Marshmallows.
- Meat-a-ball-as.
- Melons.
- Milk Duds.
- Melon.
Boob fact #4: Breast size is hereditary.
- Mudflaps.
- Liberty bells.
- Little Rascals.
- Bouncy castles.
- Baby busters.
- Diane Sawyers.
- Danny Devitos.
- Don Dellos.*
- Phil and Lil.
- Lucy and Ethel.
- Tia and Tamera.
- Starsky and Hutch.
- Fred and Ginger.
Boob fact #5: The first breast enlargement surgery took place in 1962.
- Funkmaster and Flex.
- Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat.
- The A Team. (size specific)
- The Dream Team. (not size specific)
- Floatsy and Flopsy.
- Swanger and Banger.
- Goose down and fiber fill.
- Squirmy and Squealer.
- Ying Yang Twins.
- ( .Y. )
- Babushkas.
- Baby buffets.
- Barnyard hoppers.
- Rocket launchers.
- Rattlers.
- Twin Peaks.
- Tater tots.
- Terrordomes.
- Chest butt.
- Jingle bells.
- Dinosaur eggs.
Boob fact #6: We are the only primates with permanent breasts.
- Party pillows.
- Labradoodles.
- Shoulder boulders.
- Cleave-conspirators.
- Built-in stress balls.
- The only reason some people should open their mouths.
- Berries.
- Peaches.
- Patticakes.
- Dumplings.
- Honey hams.
- Candy yams.
- Nuggets.
- Nibbles.
- Fruits of Independence.
- Scones
- Samosas
- Enchiladas con salsa roja.
List compiled by Nora Whelan at Buzzfeed
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