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Jesse Watters Has A Weird Thing With Straws

“The other day you saw Tim Walz with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything." This isn't Watters first straw rant.

This is hilarious!

This isn’t the first time Fox News’ Jesse Watters criticized a male politician for using a straw. What happened to you, Jesse? You have obviously experienced some sort of trauma associated with straws.

Did a straw go up your nose as you tried to take a drink? Did that hurt or scare you?

Jesse Watters straw obsession: Man drinking a glass of Mountain Dew with a black straw and it went up his nose
Photo by: Itchy Melvin, CC 2.0 license

Or did you have one of those father’s that constantly yelled at you be a man and stop acting like a sissy? It’s not okay to attack the masculinity of men because they used a straw.

News flash: Fast food drinks always have straws. Milkshakes have straws. You can even use a straw in a can of soda! That does not make you any less of a man. Your pretty boy self probably never engaged in hard work and got your hands dirty. That definitely lowers your masculinity score by 40 points.

“Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.”

Watch more of Jesse Watters masculinity comments on X.

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